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Joke of the Day
"Why is Boromir such a hit at orgies? Because when he blows his horn everyone comes ;)"
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"Don't forget to take a screen shot of the weather forecast today and post it on Instagram."
"What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed? ""I'm going to bed."" Except he said it in Hungarian."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Without a penis"
"A body was found.... In the bus station early this morning. A man was drowned in milk, buried in Cheerios, with a banana stuxk in his ass. Police suspect a cereal killer...."
"Why did the coffee taste like mud? It was ground a few minutes ago."
"I had a dream I was a muffler I woke up exhausted"
"It was a rainy day, she had just left him and was walking back home... ""Nobody will find him there"" She thought as she walked."
"They say travel broadens the mind... Except for Americans, where it just seems to widen the arse (Jimmy Carr)"
"I spent $500 on that Harvard application, damn right I framed the rejection letter."