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Joke of the Day
"My moral compass must run on solar power, because it never seems to work after dark."
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"Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Professor Yes but I thought it was mine!"
"Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone? DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO"
"If one door closes and another door opens, then probably your in a jail."
"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
"The Pope walks into a synagogue the Rabbi asks, ""Why the wrong faith?"""
"[religion] Why did Jesus die on the cross? he forgot the safe word"
"So, if someone who works for the Postal Service did an AMA and answered every single question... ...does that mean OP delivered?"
"Only a fraction of you will understand That there is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Took from a facebook page"
"What's a monster's favorite bean? A human bean. "