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Joke of the Day
"There are only two types of guys that don't masturbate Those with no hands and those with no dick"
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"My love for you is like gonorrhea... It burns!"
"What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? We're closed beat it."
"I thought about doing anal But I figured my dick has gotten me in enough shit already"
"My friend asked me how I got so good at guitar. I told him I'm use to fingering minors."
"[royalty free Black Keys-sounding music plays] Anthony Bourdain: There's nothing more rock n roll than eating a famous new york city whopper"
"What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder? Toot Uncommon."
"[raises hand in English class] Why do we need to be learned English? ""Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"""
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"If you want to rob a white person, just say: ""Stop, collaborate, and listen,"" then steal their stuff while they rap the rest of the song."