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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the unnecessarily large string orchestra? It was shut down due to mass violins"
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"two groan worthy jokes I made up over breakfast 1.Q. What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon? A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship? A. Mech-a"
"""Wish You Were Beer!"" Wait...no...that's right...send."
"So, two yogurts walk into a bar The bar tender says ""hey, what do you think you're doing? We don't serve you here!"" And the Yogurts respond ""Why? We're two cultured individuals."""
"It's not funny when a First Lady runs for President. It's Hillary-ous."
"a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who reach the floor first? The brunette, the Blonde stop it midway to ask for directions."
"According to the D.A.R.E website, Marijuana is no longer a gateway drug... Guess that means I tried all those other drugs willingly."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar One turns to the other and says, ""I can't believe I blew 20 bucks in there!"""
"I ran a whole 5K and didn't even eradicate cancer"
"What did Hitler tell his wife on Valentines Day? Be Mein"