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Joke of the Day

"First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory."

"Life called: They're all out of lemons. It's over."

"If your dog has fleas and you hear ticks, what should you do? Make a vet appointment for both of you."

"Doctor Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes - here's a kite!"

"A short poem for y'all... ""*Roses are black* *Violets are black* *Everything's black* *Even I am black*"" - Stevie Wonder"

"My girlfriend is like /r/Jokes She tries to tell me that she hasn't cheated on me, but I've already heard that one."

"Girls and Catholic priests atleast have one thing in common, they both have a thing for immature assholes"

"Why are women bad at parking? Because they have a wrong perception of how long 20 centimeters are."

"It's funny how dogs can lick their own balls... it's so hard for me to do that, they start barking at me before i get anywhere near them."

"what did one snowman say to the other snowman? can you smell carrots?"