200299

Joke of the Day

"What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy? ""Oh god, a caucus!"" ^^^cuz ^^^he ^^^has ^^^a ^^^new ^^^england ^^^accent"

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"A boy ate a Pb and jelly sandwich And then died"
"My teacher told me my drawing was pretty good, I told her I know. My mom always told me I was borderline artistic."
"A woman walks into a bar... ...and ruins the joke."
"What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? OBAMA'S tie"
"What do guns and feminists have in common? They are very loud when triggered."
"Why are dogs bad at dancing? They have two left feet"
"Why do nurses smack newborn babies on the back before handing them over to their parents... To knock the dicks off of the stupid ones"
"Why are Asian students so smart? Because they keep trying to take Engrish classes but end up in Engineering."
"I just got a new Sony P station, It had split-stream, so I just ended up messing the toilet seat."