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Joke of the Day

"[2 cavemen] Look what me discover! This game changer! *grabs it* ""This hot! Burn fingers. What you call it?"" *takes back mixtape* FIRE!"

"How Do You Make a Gay Fuck a Woman Shit in her cunt."

"If you tell me to make myself at home, don't be surprised when I take my pants off and drink all your vodka."

"What did the mother say to the son after he peed on the toilet seat? urine trouble."

"America is finally getting around to banning some dangerous weapons after the latest mass shooting Its a shame nobody was killed by a flag"

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free. You racist!"

"Why was the baby put in jail? For resisting a rest. ^^^^I'll ^^^^take ^^^^my ^^^^coat"

"Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house? Because he is an ex-Terminator."

"Little Ghost So this little ghost floated by my room twice headed the same direction: left to right, left to right. I'm guessing it was just deja boo."

"Turtles think tortoises are pretentious as hell."