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Joke of the Day

"[pitching movie] ""It's Titanic..."" Go on ""from the iceberg's perspective"" holy shit"

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra..."

"Why can you not hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent."

"I didn't make this joke up myself.. I reddit somewhere. My coworker said that about me and thought I'd share :)"

"What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for? best before..."

"Father: Well Son how are your exam results ? Son: They're under water Father: What do you mean ? Son: Below ""C"" level !"

"Dirty limericks? GO! [NSFW] There once was a girl named Alice Who used dynamite as a phallus They found her vagina in South Carolina And bits of her tits in Dallas"

"yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs"

"What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? Make a seizure salad"

"If at first you don't succeed, try drinking beer while you do it. You'll be amazed at how much less you care."