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Joke of the Day

"Man this clown thing is really getting out of control there are even 2 clowns running for president ."

"[at a bar] CUTE GIRL: *grabs my arm* hey there ME: *mouth full of food* did you know a lobster on a kabob is called a kablobster"

"if men fall asleep directly after sex . . . why is it so hard to catch a rapist? -Jimmy Carr p.s. never high five a rabbi"

"What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink? Si, era Missed"

"What is a flea's favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !"

"Your mama is so fat... She bungee jumped and went straight to hell."

"What is ""moving and walking straight""? Four words. Edit: when do I kill myself."

"A cartoonist died in his home... Details are sketchy."

"OC why do doctors check their patients reflexes? Because they get a kick out of it"

"How do you throw a party in space? You planet"