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Joke of the Day

"Man this clown thing is really getting out of control there are even 2 clowns running for president ."

"The only time that my wife screams my name in bed is when I break wind in my sleep."

"When the doctors diagnosed me with leprosy... ...I laughed my head off."

"hey @BestBuy a worker here has a hole cut out of his polo for his nipple ring to show through. he says ""it's new and needs to breathe"""

"The Government could have bailed out Hostess - by legalizing weed"

"If you wear a Bluetooth phone piece in your ear, you can say ""You're an idiot"" to just about anyone you walk past."

"The psychology of a man who pays more than $50 for a pair of jeans is more impenetrable to me than that of Hitler."

"What would be the best color to make a joke about? I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?"

"What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet? Anything you want. He can't hear a thing."

"Wearing sunglasses makes you look (_) *Shady.*"