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Joke of the Day

"No, I don't want to ""Like"" your business on Facebook. I barely ""Like"" you."

"I think that even the most strident libertarian would agree that the US founders never envisioned the unchecked powers of the Girl Scouts."

"What letter never satisfies it's wife? The quick E"

"The only time honesty isn't the best policy is when speaking to an Apple employee at the Genius Bar."

"I look forward to hearing Michelle Obama's speech again. At the 2020 RNC."

"Donald Trump used to enjoy having first wife Ivana.... sit on his knees so he could raise and lower her. Guess not the first time he bounced a Czech."

"Did you ever blow bubbles when you were a kid? Well I hear he's back in town. Source: The Amazing Jeffery"

"Why do women parachutists wear jock straps? So they don't whistle on the way down."

"Most computer problems can be fixed by removing the idiot from the keyboard."

"What is a depressed person's favorite outdoor activity? Cryaking. I'm sorry."