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Joke of the Day

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"On a scale of 1 to 100, how mature do you think you are? 69"
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"How do dentists like their eggs? Poached."
"Jack the lad at work came out with this one today... What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke.."
"The noblest of dogs is the hot-dog... ...it feeds the hand that bites it."
"You can't run in a camp site. You can only ran because it's past tents."