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Joke of the Day

"When my grandad was 75 he started walking 5 miles a day. He's 80 now and no one knows where the hell he is!"

"COP: Freeze!!! EXCEL: LOL no problem"

"I'm going out with a girl I met online who's a vegetarian... I've never met *herbivore* :)"

"What did the singers say right before they had sex? Let's duet! I am so proud for coming up with this one"

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass."

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniac [Wat](http://m.imgur.com/mSC9hv0)"

"Why do most men die before their wives? Because they want to"

"Why was Mary Jane not a virgin? Her mother leaves."

"What does a grizzly wear under his fur? Under-bear."

"What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand? My hand."