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Joke of the Day

"Why do scuba-divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd fall back into the boat."

"i've got a pilot's licence... and i'm not giving it back to him. luckily he's too drunk to notice."

"Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!"

"Great joke I heard at a standup show in Houston this weekend. (Dark humor) Give a man a fish, and he you will feed him for the day. Give a man two prosthetic legs, and he'll shoot his girlfriend."

"I sincerely hope Trump does become President Because at least Australian Politics won't be the butt of every joke anymore. Sincerely, still a rather embarrassed Australian citizen."

"I love the smell of my f5 key... It is very refreshing"

"What would be different if men got pregnant? Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem."

"I'm a member of DAM Mothers Against Dyslexia"

"I think the Wu Tang clan is a Chinese organized crime family trying to wrestle control of the orange drink market from the ""Sunni D"" family"

"Personality is 40% genetics, 40% upbringing, and 20% the last book you read."