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Joke of the Day

"What did the singers say right before they had sex? Let's duet! I am so proud for coming up with this one"

"I haven't Seen my whole family since last year"

"What do two owl brothers say when they are carrying something? To me, to hoo."

"What happened when Apple added the new touchbar? They're taking away functions, and there's no escape."

"When can you tell your waitress is having a bad day? When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil."

"Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day. Give a man a jelly fish and you can pee on him."

"The jerk store called? But, that jerk store burned down ten years ago... on this very night"

"What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree? bored. ha^ha"

"You scream, we all scream, I apologize for entering the womens bathroom."

"Why do all dads have huge dicks? Because the kids have tiny hands."