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Joke of the Day
"COP: Freeze!!! EXCEL: LOL no problem"
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"*tattoo parlor* ARTIST: What do you want? ME: Surprise me *He tattoos the word 'hiccup'* ME: Why did y- ARTIST: BOO! *the tattoo disappears*"
"What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!"
"Does anybody want this last piece of rain forest?"
"Why is Unidan's current account called UnidanX? It's his tenth alt account."
"I once asked an Irishman ""Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?"" He said, ""do we now?"""
"Why do ghosts like going out? So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced."
"What's the difference between oral sex and...... Brussel Sprouts? If you're forced to have either as a kid you're going to hate it as an adult."
"What's Batman's favorite dessert? Just ice cream"
"I don't play guitar, but I sure would pluck your G-string."