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Joke of the Day
"What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand? My hand."
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"What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone."
"In light of the recent NASA news.... Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in a piece of gum? No? Well he got stuck in Orbit."
"If you lose a tooth as an adult, the tooth fairy gives you a trailer."
"Why are all German cats dead? They have nein lives."
"Famous Minds Galileo:Great mind Einstein:Genius Mind Newton:Extraordinary Mind Bill Gates:Brilliant Mind Sir George w.bush: Never Mind"
"What does the sun and cleavage have in common? You can look at both for a second, but if want to stare you need to wear sunglasses."
"Hey, did you fall from heaven? So did Satan."
"Necessity is the mother of Cessity. Also Shaquanda."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a dick up your ass!"