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Joke of the Day

"What does a grizzly wear under his fur? Under-bear."

"A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert."

"How come north Carolina is the bluest state? Raleigh scattering"

"Early to Bed and Early to Rise proves that . The Person has no Internet Connection...;-p"

"What are some good ""hate on America"" jokes from other countries? Try your best to offend me! I want something to make me go fuck, that was good."

"What do you call a moody bear? A bi-polar bear."

"where did alice go during the explosion? everywhere"

"Knuckle tats: (M)(Y)(P)(A)(R)(E)(N)(T)(S) (W)(E)(R)(E)(R)(E)(L)(A)(T)(E)(D)"

"New Facebook technology can identify faces with 97.25% accuracy, and then ask you if you want to tag that statue in the background."

"When is the best time to play racquet sports? Ten-ish."