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Joke of the Day

"Ambulance is spelled backwards on the front so when you look in your rearview mirror you don't confuse it with the other giant siren cubes."

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"Jesus' Greatest Miracles: 3) Turning water to wine 2) Raising Lazarus 1) Maintaining a milky-white complexion in a desert climate for 33 yrs"
"If you give a man a PS4, he will play for a day. If that man buys the PS4 he will not shower for 2 months."
"What do you call a frog that's parked illegally? Toad."
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"Pokemon Sun is better because the Sun would beat the Moon in a fight That's that's why I picked Pokemon Black"
"I hate it when people think I'm dumb. I follow current events. Like the World Cup, for instance. I'm totally rooting for Vuvuzela."