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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a frog that's parked illegally? Toad."

"I want to be a dog and have someone feed me treats for sitting down."

"What did Jay Z say when his friend died? No Biggie."

"My boyfriend woke up this morning with a huge smile on his face. I love sharpies"

"North Korea's launch code B A"

"Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.It's cloged up with paper plates."

"my agent sent me a list of my followers & circled all crude avatars in red ink. if i dont block these people it WILL cost me the Arby's deal"

"Wrapping gifts and one kid has more than the other so to even it up I hope she likes this bag of potatoes."

"I used to be embarrassed by my geology fetish. I started off stroking gravel but now I'm feeling a little boulder."

"I don't get why SRS is so loud. I'm pretty sure I turned off the ""Surround"" setting."