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Joke of the Day

"Jesus' Greatest Miracles: 3) Turning water to wine 2) Raising Lazarus 1) Maintaining a milky-white complexion in a desert climate for 33 yrs"

"What do you call a really bad mind reader? Telepathetic."

"What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning? ""Go Ahead Make My Day"""

"Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !"

"Want to hear a corny joke? It's so good, you'd say it was a-maize-ing"

"My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web developer"

"There's nothing like the joy on a kid's face when he first sees the PlayStation box containing the socks I got him for Christmas."

"5yo: I dropped my damn spoon! Me: Don't be using that word! 5yo: Is it a bad word? Me: It is.. 5yo: Ok..I dropped my damn ""food scooper""?"

"Why are the best accountants twins from Prague? Because they always double Czech their work!"

"What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant"