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Joke of the Day

"Jesus' Greatest Miracles: 3) Turning water to wine 2) Raising Lazarus 1) Maintaining a milky-white complexion in a desert climate for 33 yrs"

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"What do you call a really bad mind reader? Telepathetic."
"What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning? ""Go Ahead Make My Day"""
"Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !"
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"My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web developer"
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"5yo: I dropped my damn spoon! Me: Don't be using that word! 5yo: Is it a bad word? Me: It is.. 5yo: Ok..I dropped my damn ""food scooper""?"
"Why are the best accountants twins from Prague? Because they always double Czech their work!"
"What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant"