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Joke of the Day

"Pokemon Sun is better because the Sun would beat the Moon in a fight That's that's why I picked Pokemon Black"

"I used to be into S&M, bestiality and necrophilia Then I realised I was just beating a dead horse."

"The girl across from me is on the phone to her boyfriend. I regret nodding when she told him she looked terrible."

"Alexander Godunov Is Alexander a good dancer?"

"What does a pig use to write his term papers with? Pen and Oink!"

"What do you call a Muslim on a plane. The pilot, you racist bitch."

"How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies? They act too paowerful"

"How many dead hookers does it take to change out the light in my basement? Well...apparently more than four."

"My mate tried some Walkers mystery flavour crisps last night and swore they tasted like his wife's pussy, He thought it was his imagination but everyone in the pub said he was right!"