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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a prostitute that has sex for free? A priest."
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"My gangster name would be The Street. If someone dared to oppose me I'd say ominous things like ""Look both ways before you cross The Street"""
"I don't get new car smell air fresheners Your '98 Ford Taurus isn't fooling anyone"
"Yo mama is so fat... that when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody."
"We have great news. We're pregnant! -Awesome! Do u know the sex yet? Of course we know 'the sex'. How do u think we got pregnant, silly?"
"What's the best thing about 12yr old girl in the shower Slick her hair back and she looks like an 11yr old boy"
"For you Atlanta Ga folks Welcome to Decatur, where the men are men and so are the women. Welcome to Midtown, where the women are women and so are the men."
"What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper? ""Lettuce, pray."""
"If I was a doctor I would scare my patients by pretending to go check google every time they asked me a question"
"Why is it called xbox one? Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away."