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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my wine... ... 18 years old and locked in the basement."
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"A baby seal walks into a club... That's it. A baby seal walks into a club. o_o"
"I wonder why people think Jesus is coming back... I mean, he wasn't nailed to a boomerang."
"Supposedly Adam Ant has been trying to impress Robert Plant for years... ...everyone knows Adam Ant doesn't move Robert Plant, but he's got high hopes."
"My favorite underwear is camouflage... Because no one can see me cumming."
"My aunt sent me a private message on fb, telling me that I shouldn't post things that some people might find offensive. After much soul searching I had to do the right thing, so I unfriended her"
"I get so excited every time I see an armored car but then, guess what, no heist."
"Why are Muslims so violent? Because I slam."
"I have a dream, that all men are created equal. Just a bunch of regular men. Like, no ""super"" men for instance - Martin Lex Luthor King"
"[Sea fishing] Me: This is fun. [Deep sea fishing] Me: Many men go fishing all their lives without knowing that it's not fish they're after."