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Joke of the Day

"If you give a man a PS4, he will play for a day. If that man buys the PS4 he will not shower for 2 months."

"A tree walks into a bar ... The bartender asks him to leave."

"My gym sent me home for following their motto it's confusing, they need to change it to ""go hard and go home"""

"What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages? They both fear the wurst"

"Ever notice Santa brings way nicer shit to rich kids than poor kids? Hey kids ,maybe it's time to do a little Christmas critical thinking."

"Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? A: They use honeycombs."

"How do you get 4 old ladies to yell ""Shit!""? Get a 5th old lady to yell ""Bingo!"""

"Hilter was weird You would think a pig would like people who don't eat pork."

"After an attempted mugging a few months ago I decided to start carrying a knife... now my muggings are a lot more successful"

"Why are old printers so musical? Because they are prone to jamming."