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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever had sex while camping? I hear it's fucking in tents."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the Scarecrow that won an award? It was for being outstanding in his field."
"What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring."
"What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress? A gender bender Bender fender bender."
"Rocks think evolution is bullshit."
"I always wanted to marry a girl with nice big melons... Too bad she cantalope :("
"A frog literally just intentionally threw himself under my lawn mower I guess he wanted to Kermit suicide. I hate myself. I'm sorry."
"some days you look in the mirror and all you see is a Botero painting"
"Whats the best part about sex with a pregnant woman? You get a blowjob from the fetus."
"Why I hated my trip to Canada It was a nice country, but as soon as I saw the flag is just wanted to *leaf*"