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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress? A gender bender Bender fender bender."

"What do you call a letter that was sent to a man by a feminist? Hate male."

"Did you hear about WHO's new report about processed foods causing cancer? Who?"

"Muslims are so open minded when it comes to politics They believe in the separation of church and state !"

"What's big, black, and explodes when shaken? A COKe bottle."

"I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole."

"What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar? This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands"

"When she moans ""deeper"", but... you've run out of government secrets."

"Major in Freudian Psychology Minor in the back seat."

"Did it hurt when you were circumcised? I don't remember the pain but I couldn't manage to walk for a year after."