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Joke of the Day

"Why I hated my trip to Canada It was a nice country, but as soon as I saw the flag is just wanted to *leaf*"

"Shockingly True What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"What's the similarity between a blonde and a tornado? In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing but then she takes half your house"

"Time for a limerick... On the first date with her new man, Keith Young Pamela let out a queef. He tried to ignore That she's surely a whore But at least her bjs had no teeth!"

"What do you call Mary Janes vagina? A peter parker."

"The Republican Party has shown its support for the mentally ill by nominating Trump for President! Well, support for at least one of them. (here come the trolls and bots)"

"Ugh your paleontologist friend is coming? He's so boring! Don't worry, I have a plan to keep him distracted *pulls out seven layer dip*"

"Not to get too technical, but chemistry says alcohol IS a solution. So I win."

"Which came first? the chicken or the egg? Niether. the rooster did. sorry if this has been said before. i just thought of it one day."

"My dad gave me a stamp collection for my birthday... I said, ""Did you buy these or save them from all the years of not paying child support."" -Courtesy of Tommy Johnagin"