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Joke of the Day

"What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring."

"Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cathy ! Cathyl who ? Cathy free. Never had it. Never will !"

"If trump gets elected can we make a show similar to the apprentice but when Trump says ""your fired"" he sends a nuclear missile at a country."

"Why is Beyonce a Jew? Because she's a survivor."

"How do you throw a party in space? You planet!"

"At first I didn't like having a beard, but it grew on me."

"What has 90 balls and screws old women? Bingo!"

"What do you call a pig who is a rapper Piggy Smalls"

"The Nazi's weren't bad guys. And I know I'm 100% reich about this."