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Joke of the Day

"What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring."

"Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and it's all over their land."

"I thought we were both kidding when we made plans for me to watch your kid."

"I have 11 pictures of myself from high school. My daughter has 11 pictures of herself from this morning."

"What do you call a snail in the Navy? A Snailor"

"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline."

"A black man and a Mexican man open a restaurant together. What is it called? Nachomama"

"How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend? Marriage, you wanna?"

"I had two ribs removed so I could pet small dogs easier."

"So those numbers on sports jerseys are how many people each player has killed or what."