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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Scarecrow that won an award? It was for being outstanding in his field."
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"Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas."
"What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla? A retarded gorilla."
"I was gonna tell a football joke to Payton Manning....... But it went over his head"
"In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog."
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"How do you know if someone grew up in New York City? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"A woman behind me got run over today. She was following me on twitter."
"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three... He says, ""uno, dos..."" and he disappears without a tres"