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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Scarecrow that won an award? It was for being outstanding in his field."
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"I once put a baby in adult clothing and placed him on my desk with a water bottle labeled ""fountain of youth"" right next to him."
"A pirate walks into a bar ... ... and the bird on his shoulder is saying ""Pieces of Nine. Pieces of Nine"". It was a parroty error."
"Where my hanging preposition lovers at?"
"Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ~ Knock knock. *Who's there?* Not Sally"
"My girlfriend and I finally decided to try out role-play in the bedroom. I dressed up like Luke Skywalker And she pretended to be a dead fish."
"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 or 2. Now 1... or 2."
"My friend is obsessed with navy destroyers He warships them."
"I told a girl a joke. She said, ""Don't quit your day job."" I said, ""Thanks, I'm a comedian."""
"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where the cucumber goes."