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Joke of the Day
"some days you look in the mirror and all you see is a Botero painting"
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"A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up along side them and say ""I think we lost them."""
"""It's 3am and everyone is asleep. Must run into random rooms as fast as I can and jump on everything"" - cats"
"What is your best lawyer joke? I need some new material for the court house."
"What do you call a jewish black man? Hanigga"
"What do you get when you mix S&M with R&B? The Marquis de [Sade](http://i.imgur.com/srWEGsC.jpg)"
"Why did the pillow cross the road? Because it was cooler on the other side."
"what sorcery is this? How does my VLC player know its christmas ????"
"I saw a sign today that said ""tailor-made sandwiches"" What the hell does a tailor know about making sandwiches?"
"Whats the difference between a dog and a fox? About 8 pints"