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Joke of the Day
"Whats the best part about sex with a pregnant woman? You get a blowjob from the fetus."
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"I dig, she dig, we dig, he dig, they dig, you dig .. It's not a beautiful poem but it's really deep."
"So I guess it's going to be ham for Thanksgiving lulz. cause no more Turkey"
"Why did the business dog chase his tail? So he could make ends meet!"
"Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!"
"John Madden just died from a heart attack what, you thought this was a joke? the guy's fat and old."
"How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one? The domesticated doesnt have balls"
"Accidentally picked out soothing paint colors and now my panic room is ruined."
"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible Who said that?"
"Today I was given a box of Jamaican hair extensions.... It was dreadful"