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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog."

"The Holocaust Wasn't That Bad ""The holocaust wasn't that bad."" ""Of course it was!"" ""I'm going to go out and kill a million Jews and one clown."" ""Why the clown?"" ""See, no one cares about the Jews."""

"What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones? Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much."

"My Friend is 5'8""... Some people would say he's tall, but I think he's just high."

"[highschool reunion] CLASSMATE: I'm a top chef. You? ME: I'm an avoca C: a what M: an avoca C: what's an avoca do M: a top chef would know"

"Why doesn't a chicken coop have four doors? Because if it did it would be a chicken sedan."

"What does a robot do at the end of one night stand? He falls off"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alka ! Alka who ! Alka-phone !"

"How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? A dad joke has to reach father for a pun."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter.... Jill came down with two fifty."