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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? A dad joke has to reach father for a pun."

"I saw the funniest joke... Your life."

"Regarding the molestation jokes. A lot you guys may not know this, but molestation... Is a very touchy subject. I'm sorry. Did that joke rub you the wrong way?"

"I might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer but I will still cut you."

"What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta? PENNAY!"

"How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is? Count the stripes on his track pants."

"What were the political views of the librarian? She wanted open borders."

"I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng neck. I want to date a giraffe basically."

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with dysentery? One of them shucks between fits."

"Women are from Venus, men are wrong."