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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alka ! Alka who ! Alka-phone !"

"Oprah just came out with a line of vibrators They're called ""the O""."

"I made a belt out of watches once... It was a complete waist of time."

"My wife woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on her face! I love Sharpie markers."

"Why aren't there any ""old husband tales""? There are. They just get re-branded as ""logic"" and ""the truth""."

"A joke I thought of back in the 5th grade. Why did the robber go !POP!... Because he was busted. EDIT: a little corney, but hey who gives a flying fuckaroo."

"I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs. It was Wong on so many levels."

"How do you turn a link on r/jokes purple? You choke the shit out of him"

"What did the Banana say to the Vibrator ""I don't know why you're shaking, she's going to eat me!"""

"How do New Zealander's find sheep in long grass? Delightful"