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Joke of the Day
"What does a robot do at the end of one night stand? He falls off"
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"I eat children for a living You what? I said I feed children Oh haha thought you sa- TO MY MOUTH"
"What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes? I guess people have made the ""switch"" to another fad."
"What's a feminists worst nightmare? Fat free milk"
"Your momma so ugly ... Not even Ripley can believe it"
"What do history teachers make when they want to get together ? Dates !"
"[planning for wedding] i found us a remote location ""Omg where?"" *points to fanny pack stapled to wall above TV* The remote goes there now"
"I'm starting a support group for men who have difficulty ejaculating Let us know if you can't come"
"Anyone wanna road trip to Tennessee? I hear Gatlinburg is pretty lit"
"Alright guys, hit me with your best American joke. I'm an American and I need my ego checked. Ready, GO!"