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Joke of the Day

"[highschool reunion] CLASSMATE: I'm a top chef. You? ME: I'm an avoca C: a what M: an avoca C: what's an avoca do M: a top chef would know"

"What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They drive real slow in the school zones."

"What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route? R2 Detour."

"What does a feminist pick up from the post office? Their femail"

"I'm so damn tired. I haven't slept since last year."

"132 LEGS AND 8 TEETH Q: What has 132 legs and 8 teeth? A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!"

"What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt. ....... Ba dum chhhh!"

"What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow."

"Star Wars newest Droid..... How does the newest round Star Wars droid relieve his sexual tension? He master-BB8's"

"[on a test drive] Me: Haha the heated seat feels like I peed my pants! Dealer: This car doesn't have heated seats. Me: Does it have napkins?"