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Joke of the Day
"Where does a king keep his armies?? In his sleevies"
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"Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No-I-Deer Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still No-I-Deer"
"If guys were smart they would forget the nightclubs and watch the supermarket for girls buying frozen dinners and cat food."
"The masochist says to the sadist... ""Hit me."" The Sadist says, ""No."""
"What do gay horses eat? dick."
"A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. ""Which side is it best to lie on?"" she asked. ""The side that pays your fee"" replied the doctor."
"fat girls with small boobs are the reason i have trust issues"
"My mate borrowed 20 grand for plastic surgery. Now I don't know what he looks like."
"You haven't seen a woman overreact until you tell her she is overreacting."
"I like my women how I like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke."