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Joke of the Day

"If guys were smart they would forget the nightclubs and watch the supermarket for girls buying frozen dinners and cat food."

"I paid $10 and got $20 worth of fishing supplies. It was a net gain."

"Include a snapshot of Doge the dog with your #resume. When asked about it during the interview, reply ""What do you meme?"""

"What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? I.C. !"

"What do you call it when someone hacks your bank account, and performs a transaction that leaves you with exactly as much money as you had before? Identity theft! A math joke. Credit goes to Ben."

"I like my women like I like my beer Stout and bitter"

"So there's this cute girl from work and I'm too shy to talk to her But then I realized, all I needed to do to talk to her was to remove the duct tape"

"I don't understand people with anchor tattoos that say, ""I refuse to sink."" It's a damn anchor! It's supposed to sink! What am I missing?"

"Donald Trump has been making headlines, ""Trump Taps Secretaries."" by grabbing Generals. He's come a long way from grabbing privates."

"Gramma gramma gramma gramma gramma chameleon she's old and cold she's old and coooooold"