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Joke of the Day
"What do gay horses eat? dick."
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"A blind man walks into a bar ""Ow!"" he exclaims. The bartender responds by saying that he doesn't know that drink."
"""Well, this isn't helpful at all."" Termite watching ""Gettin' Wood"" on Cinemax"
"I just threw away all the toilet paper in the office so this day is about to get interesting."
"I once dated an amputee. She single-handedly changed my life"
"Just came up with.. Q: How do pirates like their jigsaws? A: In pieces of eight."
"What do you call a masturbating bull?"
"When I get Cheeto dust on my fingers I use it to draw warpaint on my face. I am serious as fuck about my Cheetos."
"TIFU by reposting Just kidding. You fuckers love reposts."
"NEW DRINKING GAME: 1) Put on the new Twilight movie 2) When you press play, take 59 shots of vodka so you can die before it starts."