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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Scottish lady that wears nothing but a tie? Hentai."
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"i am 1/8 native american ! dont see it ? i oppressed it ."
"good news Craig, we got your murder charge bumped down to theft. just tell us why you stole that dude's blood/bones"
"Gay Bartender What did the gay bartender say to his new customer? ""Want me to help push in your stool?"""
"Now that pinterest, instagram and netflix are down, I think I'm just going to spend the weekend learning the names of my children."
"Two avocados were crossing the road... .. One got hit by a truck so the other one said: Come on, guacamole, catch up!"
"Today I watched a meteor shower until it angrily pulled the curtains closed and yelled at me to stop peeping."
"""Hey girl are you from Europe?"" ""cause europiece of shit"""
"How do you comfort a grammar nazi? ""There, they're, their."""
"The good news is that there is baseball in heaven... The bad news is that you're pitching on Friday."