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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No-I-Deer Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still No-I-Deer"

"What do you call 'looking for a Korean'? Seoul searching"

"Banana Shirt http://teespring.com/Banana-Shirt#pid=369&cid=6519&sid=front"

"Did you ever ask your parents what went wrong, people named Lasagna?"

"I won't be satisfied until I have enough followers to form sects that fight about how to interpret My tweets until they kill each other."

"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle? Attire"

"Sexist joke (insulting but funny) What do you call a woman who's lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced!"

"Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle out of himself."

"What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer? Some adults like lawyers."

"Have you seen 'Wears My Penis? Ooops, typo. Have you seen where my pen is?"