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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke."
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"A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line wooden tit."
"As I was leaving home to start a new life for myself across the country my mom said"" Don't forget to write!"" I thought ""That's unlikely... It's a basic skill,isn't it?"""
"Photographers never like it when a camera can't take pictures. They shutter at the thought."
"Lower your expectations and I will totally amaze you."
"Why did the lady poet go to the doctor? She had a Yeats Inflection"
"Some people say waking up in the morning is really hard... Waking up in the morning is the second hardest thing for me!"
"Parkour is truly the sport that best represents what it would look like if god was running from the cops"
"A Liar, a Murderer, and a Cheater walk into a bar... The Patriots must be in town."
"As if "" cray cray"" wasn't irritating enough, people have started shortening it to "" cray""....that's just stu stu"