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Joke of the Day

"You haven't seen a woman overreact until you tell her she is overreacting."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Owls go. Owls go who?"

"All of the Apple fanboys are missing the main feature they can hold over android users Their nude pictures are automatically synced to 4chan and reddit."

"This Subreddit."

"Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own? It's two tired."

"Before I buy a leaf blower I want to make sure I understand the rules. We just blow the leaves at each other's houses, right?"

"Why is Santa's sack so large? He only comes once a year."

"STDs are like Pokemon. Gotta catch'm all!"

"[Computer Games] Enemy: Where have you learned aiming? Response: In programming course."

"I don't try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me."