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Joke of the Day
"You haven't seen a woman overreact until you tell her she is overreacting."
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"Dear USA: Having seen most of your potential candidates, please ditch elections and try the sword-in-the-stone method of choosing a leader."
"Where does a pornstar go for timeout? The casting couch"
"What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs? A condescending con descending."
"I usually base my religious and political beliefs on flyers and pamphlets handed to me on the street."
"I'm making a horror film where a sadistic snowman sets death traps for other snowmen and they have to melt bits of themselves to escape.It's called Thaw."
"you know how Hitler used to tie his shoes? In little nazis"
"How will Donald Trump decide which ones to deport? By separating the good Juans from the bad Juans!"
"Every Winter, one bear chooses not to hibernate. Instead, he stocks up on Sharpies and turns all of the brown bears into black bears."
"St. Bernards are dogs living in the Swiss Alps who search for lost travellers, skiers and mountaineers. That's how they survive the winters."