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Joke of the Day
"My mate borrowed 20 grand for plastic surgery. Now I don't know what he looks like."
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"The Bible is Christianity's Terms of Service. Nobody actually reads it, but as long as u agree to everything in it, u can use the Heaven app"
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"Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia? He Was Snowed In(Snowden) ;)"
"What do they do to dead scientists? They barium."
"What should you do when push comes to shove? Learn to read. The door says ""pull""."
"I need a joke about lightning keep it pg thanks."
"What do buzzards in Kansas eat? Carrion, my wayward son."
"Today a girl kissed me I wish I could post it in another subreddit Edit: Thanks for gold :D"