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Joke of the Day
"Put me in your bio so I know it's real... Just kidding, I'd rather be in your will."
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"How does a woman show she's planning for the future? Plastic Surgery."
"I'd have a longer attention span if things weren't so shiny"
"England football manager Roy Hodgson has just announced that he's won the competition for ""Scotland's favourite Englishman."""
"What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated? He works it out with a pencil."
"What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows? This is a bomb in a bull."
"What do you call an EDM party full of serial killers at the bottom of the ocean? Deep-rave."
"Apologising Made Simple by Thayer Thorry"
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