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Joke of the Day
"I'd have a longer attention span if things weren't so shiny"
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"Argon walks into a bar The bartender looks up and says, ""I'm sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."" Argon doesn't react because reacting has been copyrighted by The Fine Bros since 2016."
"If you love something, set it free. If it returns, it probably can't pay its student loans."
"I mix up the Marvel and DC universes on purpose just for the angry sex"
"never trust a persom who speaks in absolutes"
"""Are you pro gay?"" he asked. ""Amateur at best,"" I replied"
"Why can't Ganondorf use the Internet? There's too many Links."
"How many Jews died in the holocaust? Not enough."
"The number one cause of depression in people over 30 is hearing co-workers resentfully sing, ""Happy Birthday"" just to get cake."
"What's the difference between a dead hooker and a Ferrari? I didn't lose my virginity to a Ferrari."