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Joke of the Day
"I saw a car with no wheels the other day They were enTIREly gone"
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"Hahaha this stupid baby on the bus thinks they can cry louder than me"
"Dark humor is like kids with cancer... Never gets old"
"LAMP FOR SALE: gold, antique, good patina, evil genie, functions like new, you will be killed, shiny, polished, be careful what you wish for"
"ME: Off to the concert with my friends WIFE: Say hi to everyone for me [later] ME [individually saying hi to 10,000 ppl] This is exhausting"
"Yo mama so fat Her shirt size has more x's than a 12 Year olds gamertag"
"Why is Tigger always dirty? Because he plays with Pooh"
"What do you call an Irish guy who can't keep off the weight? McFatagain! I'm sorry."
"RIP the dinosaurs. Can't believe it's 65 million years already. Always in my thoughts"
"Small children who dress as Batman must be forced to fight crime. To teach them a lesson, about lying"