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Joke of the Day
"What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows? This is a bomb in a bull."
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"What happens to the chicken who decided to cross the highway Chicken decided to cross the highway for excitement It was fun in the beginning but eventually it got **tired**"
"Sent my ex a card that said, ""Get better soon."" He's not ill, just really crap in bed."
"He who fights with lobsters must take care not to become a lobster. For when you gaze long into the bisque, the bisque also gazes into you."
"When she tells you to go deeper But your all out of poems"
"I used to think porn stars got paid alot it turns out they've been getting shafted"
"What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball? ""Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"""
"How awesome would it be to come home & find Bruce Springsteen sitting on your toilet?"
"If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? America."
"When I was a kid... ... I asked my mum what a couple was and she said, 'Oh, two or three'. And she wonders why her marriage didn't work out."