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Joke of the Day

"Apologising Made Simple by Thayer Thorry"

"What is a composer's favorite vegetable? Bach choy."

"Selfish Girls When I was a kid. Many girls want to kiss me I Allowed. But Now... I want To Kiss Many Girls but They Don't Allow me."

"I know it's gross, but the only time it's acceptable to shout 'I have diarrhoea' is when playing scrabble. Because it's worth a shit load of points. - Zach Galifianakis."

"ME: *staring into my lover's eyes in the midst of a warm embrace* HER: What are you thinking? ME: *caressing her cheek* I forgot your name."

"At the pharmacist A guy goes to a pharmacist and asks for a dozen condoms. The druggist asked "" Would you like a paper bag?"" The guy shakes his head and says ""Nah, she ain't that ugly."""

"What's the hardest thing that every snowboarder has to do in his life? Tell his mom and dad that he's gay."

"An Irish man left the bar"

"'I am your God, and now it is night!' I say as I turn the fish tank light off."

"Why did Bob get 'Emo' Grass for his lawn? Because it cuts itself."