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Joke of the Day

"Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab? The scientists were brainstorming."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken."

"What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference? Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P)."

"A Bitter Army Veteran storms into a classroom and shouts ""If it weren't for me you'd all be speaking German!"" ""That's right"" replies the German teacher."

"Why does God love atheists? Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer."

"What do you do when your daughter says batman raped her ? Switch to the spiderman outfit."

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a.... Oh shit they're done That is all"

"the worst part of the robot uprising will be the constant software updates"

"I named my penis Richard That's long for Dick Hey - at least it's not another Turkey joke."

"3yr old: [whispering] I have a secret ""What it is, sweetie?"" 3: [shouting] I POOPED! ""Do you know what a secret is?"" 3: [whispering] no."